Found these last night, and just had to share. Cuz that's just funny there.
When daughter was little, I took her to the store with me to get food to cook for dinner, she decided to tell the store clerk, I didn't feed her. I... was mortified. This totally reminded me of that. Lil' shit.
Ride a dick? Well, I guess it IS a verb... o.O
Poor little fella
Good advice ;-)
Oh yeah, that right there... young Mamba in math class. For the WIN.
A little Saturday humor, brought to you by... the children. Gotta love it.